Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
Score! You have reached 500,000.
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
You stole a life! That's like murder.
Now what?
You mean you have to use your hands?
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
